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Way 

Down 

Here

(The Bitches are Dirty)

 

Way Down Here - Dennis Klapperich
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A Joyless House Exclusive!! 

The SMASH HIT single by Joyless House minstrel, DENNIS KLAPPERICH!

 

Recorded when he was barely more than a boy, too modest and demure to call the song by its proper name: The Bitches are Dirty. Live performances of Way Down Here have been making young Algoma girls writhe and moan and claw at the turf for years. Now this mighty, four minute aural aphrodisiac is available at the touch of your fingertip.

 

YOU'RE WELCOME!

HEAR IT HERE FIRST - FOREVER!

Unreleased song from:

HOLLY AND THE NICE LIONS

The big wigs at the record company said this tune was too Alt/country. Well, we at Joyless House said . . . EAT SHIT AND GAG ON YOUR LIES! CHOKE ON THE BILE OF YOUR CYNICAL TASTES! 

Make no mistake: the winds of "Forward Culture" will raise a storm without pity. The faithless will have their bodies rent and their names dragged in mud for all eternity. Amen. 

Idle Hands - Holly and the Nice Lions
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And, as always, some tunes from the author:.

The Battle of Greasy Grass Creek
The Battle of Greasy Grass Creek - Ted Prokash
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Breakfast In the Afternoon
Breakfast in the Afternoon - Ted Prokash
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1.8 Million Good Years

1.8 Million Good Yers - Ted Prokash
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The Year of the

Monkey

The Year of the Monkey - Ted Prokash
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In the Back of My Skylark
In the Back of My Skylark - Ted Prokash
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Crystal Ball
Crystal Ball - Ted Prokash
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Godfrowns

Godfrowns - Ted Prokash
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Fate Makes the

Birds Sing

Fate Makes the Birds Sing - Ted Prokash
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