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Love Poems 5, 6 & 7 by "The Great" Johnny $carlotti

April 20, 2019


Joyless House is... overjoyed to bring back one of our favorite writers. Lest there be any doubt about where we stand on the new cultural squeamishness that is gripping the world of literature, we give you: the reigning laureate of sleaze-trash, the maestro of murderous mayhem, the violentest poet on Earth.... ah but a poet is a poet after all. And spring is the season of love. So down on all fours then, like a good dog, and receive the season's tenderness.



3 More Love Poems from Johnny $carlotti:





She doesn't love me


i am so in love with her...


gettin really deeep rest

can't get out of bed 

feeling weak, sick, pathetic 

can't think   

can't eat 

now i can't sleep 

put 10 fingers of whiskey down my throat 


got the spins

i'm puking my guts out into a bucket 


i will get up 

and kill everyone

if that means we could be lovers

i'd kill all the trees and animals and aliens 

all life 

if that means i could have you

even for just one hour

a minute 

fifteen seconds 

then i'd kill us both too 

if that were the only way 


i would sacrifice everything

for love





U hate me.


that's great,


i hate myself too. :)


it's said you can't be friends with someone 

without something substantial in common...


i think 

we could 

become good friends. 



even great lovers. :) 





i love her so much if she were to die i would just report her missing. 

i wouldn't give her to them. 

no way.


i would continue to cuddle her.

to kiss her. 

to sleep with her. 


i know some people would think this creepy but 

they don't know what love is. 




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