Love Poems 5, 6 & 7 by "The Great" Johnny $carlotti

Joyless House is... overjoyed to bring back one of our favorite writers. Lest there be any doubt about where we stand on the new cultural squeamishness that is gripping the world of literature, we give you: the reigning laureate of sleaze-trash, the maestro of murderous mayhem, the violentest poet on Earth.... ah but a poet is a poet after all. And spring is the season of love. So down on all fours then, like a good dog, and receive the season's tenderness.
3 More Love Poems from Johnny $carlotti:
5.
She doesn't love me
and
i am so in love with her...
gettin really deeep rest
can't get out of bed
feeling weak, sick, pathetic
can't think
can't eat
now i can't sleep
put 10 fingers of whiskey down my throat
g-a-a-a-gging
got the spins
i'm puking my guts out into a bucket
but
i will get up
and kill everyone
if that means we could be lovers
i'd kill all the trees and animals and aliens
all life
if that means i could have you
even for just one hour
a minute
fifteen seconds
then i'd kill us both too
if that were the only way
i would sacrifice everything
for love
6.
U hate me.
that's great,
i hate myself too. :)
it's said you can't be friends with someone
without something substantial in common...
i think
we could
become good friends.
probably
even great lovers. :)
7.
i love her so much if she were to die i would just report her missing.
i wouldn't give her to them.
no way.
(SHE'S FUCKING MINE!)
i would continue to cuddle her.
to kiss her.
to sleep with her.
etc.
i know some people would think this creepy but
they don't know what love is.
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